{"product_id":"corpse-crunchies-chicken-heads","title":"Corpse Crunchies: Chicken Heads","description":"These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. Perfectly preserved at the absolute peak of death. \n\nWhat’s in the bag:\n\nA whole family (including relatives) of chicken heads (about 8-10). Complete with beaks, brains, skulls, eyeballs, and tongues. \n\nWho's it for:\n\nPreferably dogs with teeth\n\nPeople with problems\n\nMaybe cats\n\nWhy it matters:\n\nYes, they're full of Omega 3's, calcium, and a bunch of other stuff.\n\nNo we're not going to explain it. \n\nUse it when:\n\nYou want to know who else in the room is going to hell with you\n\nYou're done pretending pet ownership is cute\n\nYou're out of Ambien and the sweet sounds of crunch puts you to sleep. \n\n\n","brand":"CorpseCo.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53429007155514,"sku":"CC-CH","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/7516\/1402\/files\/3bcc6ae7579b72a3a21434643abab94d06fe9b70f947f6ca976d56bacacb06e1.png?v=1778347820","url":"https:\/\/konadogwear.com\/products\/corpse-crunchies-chicken-heads","provider":"Kona Dog Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}